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Jesus?

You mean Jesse Lacey?



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baby: d... d... d...
father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*

bobbymcsteve:

That moment when your friend kisses you on the cheek and cuddles you even though he’s a guy and you’re a guy and he’s gay, but you’re not.

Sheila

bobbymcsteve:

The other day, I ran over a buck.
I felt bad. I sawed off its antlers, so I could act like it was a girl. I put red lipstick and high heels on it, so people would think it’s a human female. Her name is Sheila. I didn’t want anyone to know that I murdered her.
To make it believable, I kiss Sheila a lot, and sleep with her in a bed.

No one has noticed.

kaylamanor:

Gravy Train Dog Food Commercial made by my children….to the tune of Crazy Train. 

barackobama:

sirlightbulb:

dear god I hope that no one on this website ever tries to run for president

excuse me

tkyle:

This is who I’m sharing my Coke with.

tkyle:

This is who I’m sharing my Coke with.

freexcitizen:

mare-moment:

mare-moment:

My snapchat story y’all

WHY DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY NOTES HAHAHAH

My dream

tomatogami:


tomatogami:

im gonna need to see ur license and regist-  oh gosh mr washington i apologize have a nice day sir

i was high as fuck last night

tomatogami:

tomatogami:

im gonna need to see ur license and regist-  oh gosh mr washington i apologize have a nice day sir

i was high as fuck last night