You mean Jesse Lacey?
That moment when your friend kisses you on the cheek and cuddles you even though he’s a guy and you’re a guy and he’s gay, but you’re not.
The other day, I ran over a buck.
I felt bad. I sawed off its antlers, so I could act like it was a girl. I put red lipstick and high heels on it, so people would think it’s a human female. Her name is Sheila. I didn’t want anyone to know that I murdered her.
To make it believable, I kiss Sheila a lot, and sleep with her in a bed.
No one has noticed.
Gravy Train Dog Food Commercial made by my children….to the tune of Crazy Train.
dear god I hope that no one on this website ever tries to run for president
My snapchat story y’all
WHY DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY NOTES HAHAHAH
im gonna need to see ur license and regist- oh gosh mr washington i apologize have a nice day sir
i was high as fuck last night