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Jesus?

You mean Jesse Lacey.

I love you so much you know that right?



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thecacklingcoroner:

I didn’t get it wrong. 
No way. 
Roger Williams established Rhode Island. 
William Penn established Pennsylvania. 
Penn led the Quakers. 
What could I get wrong, anyways?
“Hey, man. Made a 95. Good job.”
I made a 95? What… Wait.
Did he not grade this in red ink?
He didn’t.
What the heck? Who…

thecacklingcoroner:

thecacklingcoroner:

thecacklingcoroner:

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?

Cuz it was two-tired.

This is why I do not have followers.

musicalmrlove:


This movie got away with murder

musicalmrlove:

This movie got away with murder

awwww-cute:


Babe, I couldn’t pick just one

awwww-cute:

Babe, I couldn’t pick just one

fuckyeah90sbands:


Green Day being interviewed by Donita and Jennifer from L7, 1994

fuckyeah90sbands:

Green Day being interviewed by Donita and Jennifer from L7, 1994

blvckchlorophyll:


shenanig4ns:


Halls has no chill

b y e

oh
my
god

blvckchlorophyll:

shenanig4ns:

Halls has no chill

b y e

oh

my

god

lardypoison:

why r fire extinguishers in glass cases that u have to smash?? its like u know what this fire needs?? more danger

*unbaes you*